I suppose it wouldn't be a blog if I didn't post my losses as well as winnings.
Well after nearly getting back my £1700 bookie losses I played far too much poker and I feel like I have lost my mojo. I am playing weak, passive and I am just being bullied to fuck. Even when I do get a great hand and get it in ahead I am losing which makes it even worse for me.
I went to Switzerland to watch Liverpool, amazing trip one of my best and funniest so far. Was in Geneva for half a day and what a place! Amazing, clean, beautiful, lovely beach and the women there 90% of them were 12 out of 10s absolutely stunning.
That gave me 4 days off I played on Saturday lost a bit more so will not play till at least Wed now and try and sort my head out because I am not playing right. Even the awful fish with -45% roi are owning me right now.
So I have done back about $2500 which has put a lovely dent in my profits for the month. I have no idea where I am now because sharkscope stopped working for my great run and as soon as my bad run started they were tracking games again - typical.
One thing that has fucked my head was I was flying and didn't think I could lose any game I played, the next day Fulltilt done an update and I couldn't win fuck all. Funny how these paranoid thoughts come into your mind during a bad run but at this very point in time I just don't think something is right. I think since the update I have only won about 3 all ins in god knows how many games with PP v overs and overs v PP. Also things like you will raise with a PP and it will come a high flop, or raise with AK, AQ, AJ, KQ, KJ and it will come all low cards, really frustrating at the moment.
Anyway hopefully it will turn soon, I fucking need it to with Florida rapidly approaching.
Sunday, 19 July 2009
Saturday, 11 July 2009
Quick update
Half way there, $1500 more to go and I have recouped my money. Reached my daily target today and didn't count the rakeback as profit. Won another $750 on top to go to my recouping fund so now just $1500 before Tuesday and my head will be fine!
Got my car back today, £330 it cost to fix :( cost me a fortune since I have had it. Oh well at least I have my freedom back. So sick I wasted that money gambling, I am $5500 up on poker this month already and wasted so much of it on that donkey session.
What the past 2 days have shown me however that if I put the hours in I can make a serious amount of money from this. When I get to Florida and I have all day to spare I am going to kill it I hope!
Got my car back today, £330 it cost to fix :( cost me a fortune since I have had it. Oh well at least I have my freedom back. So sick I wasted that money gambling, I am $5500 up on poker this month already and wasted so much of it on that donkey session.
What the past 2 days have shown me however that if I put the hours in I can make a serious amount of money from this. When I get to Florida and I have all day to spare I am going to kill it I hope!
Friday, 10 July 2009
I'm an addict idiot
Went the bank today to put £1700 in, my mate gave me a lift because my car is in the garage, anyway instead of just stopping outside the bank and waiting he comes up with the bright idea of parking and walking about for a bit. As soon as we got to the street with the bank in he says he's going to the bookies. He had been wanting to go all day it seems, fucking stupid thing to say knowing I have £1700 in my hand. Anyway so we go in, 5 hours later come out no money. oooooops
After such a great day on the poker as well.
Started -500 from early morning so quickly got back level and won $250 more. Went out and done that. Come back and won $700 more so basically I have to win $2300 more on top of my daily targets to recoup stupid horse losses. I hope to do it over the next few days, hopefully before Switzerland so I wont be pissed off thinking about it. I am hoping to win it back in the next 3/4 days as I am going to sit in and not leave this laptop till I do. Well I might play golf on Sunday and pick up my car yessssssssssssss tomorrow but apart from that I am going to fucking hammer the poker. Hopefully a decent bit of rakeback will be produced also.
Speaking of which is rakeback day tomorrow. Not sure what to class it as now, usually I class it as winnings so goes on top of my daily target but not sure if I should count it towards my losses or not. No fuck it I will win the losses outright and not dip into that money trying to make up for it, must learn from my mistakes.
I guess it's the gambler mentality in me that helps me play poker anyway, after reading part of some poker book recently I have also now become ultra aggressive and it really is tilting everyone I play into mistakes.
I am up over $4000 so far this month on poker but down £1700 on gambling which nearly enough takes most of that away, but I will get it back you bookie fuckers just you watch!
After such a great day on the poker as well.
Started -500 from early morning so quickly got back level and won $250 more. Went out and done that. Come back and won $700 more so basically I have to win $2300 more on top of my daily targets to recoup stupid horse losses. I hope to do it over the next few days, hopefully before Switzerland so I wont be pissed off thinking about it. I am hoping to win it back in the next 3/4 days as I am going to sit in and not leave this laptop till I do. Well I might play golf on Sunday and pick up my car yessssssssssssss tomorrow but apart from that I am going to fucking hammer the poker. Hopefully a decent bit of rakeback will be produced also.
Speaking of which is rakeback day tomorrow. Not sure what to class it as now, usually I class it as winnings so goes on top of my daily target but not sure if I should count it towards my losses or not. No fuck it I will win the losses outright and not dip into that money trying to make up for it, must learn from my mistakes.
I guess it's the gambler mentality in me that helps me play poker anyway, after reading part of some poker book recently I have also now become ultra aggressive and it really is tilting everyone I play into mistakes.
I am up over $4000 so far this month on poker but down £1700 on gambling which nearly enough takes most of that away, but I will get it back you bookie fuckers just you watch!
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
Drunkard
Was drunk as fuck last night, went out for a meal with my mate, we had a bottle of wine each then went to a bar for a few cocktails eventually I got home and thought it would be a good idea to start drinking Gin Martini's a good few hours later I was absolutely rotten and woke up this morning feeling very sorry for myself.
Couldnt even bare to look at my laptop to play some poker, so went out and had a round of golf. Threw a bet on whilst waiting for my mate and that won so paid for my 2 mates on the golf played great until the last 2 holes :( and came home and went to sleep having made a days wage from my bet anyway haha. Woke up had a take away and got on the poker went down 300 very quickly, got it back and eventually ended up $260 up and stopped. Very happy just to be up that because this hangover stinks.
I am $3000 up this month so far so still on target for my $10k monthly wage. At the end of this month I am hoping to have the villa and car rental paid for and most of my credit card cleared and then I will move up stakes on Fulltilt. Well unlock the $200 games anyway because there will be less pressure on me then.
My plan for when I get to Florida is to build up a roll of around $4/5k and then leave that in there so I can play fish at higher stakes when they sit if I can reach this then my monthly targets should be a hell of a lot higher considering I will be playing poker non stop whilst over there so daily targets wont exist and higher stakes.
If I can achieve this I am very likely to buy a house out there, however I am debating whether or not to go to Thailand just after I get back and see what I get for my money there and how they live because if I can get a nice chunk of land out there and get an amazing house built for virtually the same if not less then I may move out there instead. Also depends on how stable the internet is.
Anyway's 3:50am now and trying my best to get some sleep which is why I am on here chatting shit :) Hopefully up earlier tomorrow, a quick day on the poker and then see what the weather is like for golf.
Oh and I want my fucking car back you bastards, over 2 weeks now no car. When I get it back its getting part exchanged for a nice reliable German car!
Couldnt even bare to look at my laptop to play some poker, so went out and had a round of golf. Threw a bet on whilst waiting for my mate and that won so paid for my 2 mates on the golf played great until the last 2 holes :( and came home and went to sleep having made a days wage from my bet anyway haha. Woke up had a take away and got on the poker went down 300 very quickly, got it back and eventually ended up $260 up and stopped. Very happy just to be up that because this hangover stinks.
I am $3000 up this month so far so still on target for my $10k monthly wage. At the end of this month I am hoping to have the villa and car rental paid for and most of my credit card cleared and then I will move up stakes on Fulltilt. Well unlock the $200 games anyway because there will be less pressure on me then.
My plan for when I get to Florida is to build up a roll of around $4/5k and then leave that in there so I can play fish at higher stakes when they sit if I can reach this then my monthly targets should be a hell of a lot higher considering I will be playing poker non stop whilst over there so daily targets wont exist and higher stakes.
If I can achieve this I am very likely to buy a house out there, however I am debating whether or not to go to Thailand just after I get back and see what I get for my money there and how they live because if I can get a nice chunk of land out there and get an amazing house built for virtually the same if not less then I may move out there instead. Also depends on how stable the internet is.
Anyway's 3:50am now and trying my best to get some sleep which is why I am on here chatting shit :) Hopefully up earlier tomorrow, a quick day on the poker and then see what the weather is like for golf.
Oh and I want my fucking car back you bastards, over 2 weeks now no car. When I get it back its getting part exchanged for a nice reliable German car!
Saturday, 4 July 2009
Sleep - The best cure for tilt
Once again had a little tilt session today, nothing major but I could have lost loads more. Woke up at 5:30am quickly went $200 up and was in 2 games $110 and $55. If I had won them I would have been up $530, instead I lost both to outdraws and kinda lost my head. I have a target every day, If I reach $250 I withdraw and go out and do something unless I reached that target in like 30 mins then I will carry on for a bit more. Then after I have done something if I feel alert and up for it I will play some more and target another $250.
Anyways from being $200 up and possibly $550 I end up $500 down and after just 3 hours of being awake I am tired again so I think fuck it and went back to bed. Woke up at 2pm and won the $500 back in about an hour and now have just quit being $300 up plus I cleared the $150 iron man bonus so have withdrew $450 today.
This is twice now I have felt tired playing, lost and tilted and twice I have got my head down, woke up and won it back pretty quickly. I advise people to give it a try, I know its hard when your chasing your money back but it really helps to clear your head. Anyway after my first tilt session going $950 down I am now after 2 days $1200 up so well on course for my $10k monthly target.
St Gallen in 10 days and I have still got to book my train tickets for when I arrive in Geneva. 4 hours on a Swiss train should be fun :) Just paid for my mate to come with me too because hes skint at the moment and could do with a holiday and paid for a few of the lads to go into the airport lounge also so its going to be a messy long day a week Tuesday.
Roll on Florida 74 days, 16 hrs, 24 mins until your next flight with us...
Anyways from being $200 up and possibly $550 I end up $500 down and after just 3 hours of being awake I am tired again so I think fuck it and went back to bed. Woke up at 2pm and won the $500 back in about an hour and now have just quit being $300 up plus I cleared the $150 iron man bonus so have withdrew $450 today.
This is twice now I have felt tired playing, lost and tilted and twice I have got my head down, woke up and won it back pretty quickly. I advise people to give it a try, I know its hard when your chasing your money back but it really helps to clear your head. Anyway after my first tilt session going $950 down I am now after 2 days $1200 up so well on course for my $10k monthly target.
St Gallen in 10 days and I have still got to book my train tickets for when I arrive in Geneva. 4 hours on a Swiss train should be fun :) Just paid for my mate to come with me too because hes skint at the moment and could do with a holiday and paid for a few of the lads to go into the airport lounge also so its going to be a messy long day a week Tuesday.
Roll on Florida 74 days, 16 hrs, 24 mins until your next flight with us...
Friday, 3 July 2009
It just goes to show.......
If you keep your head in this game and can handle the swings you can't really lose. Usually last night I would have carried on till I was broke, deposited more then lost even more. A few hours kip and my head sorting out and I get it back pretty easy + 200 more.
I may have this game cracked but......
That doesn't protect me against fucktard fish cunts.
What a long day, got up early (1pm) and went straight to golf. Played ok could have done better any ways as it was scorching hot I went into the bar and had some magners with ice and pie chips and gravy (proper northerner me).
Get back home and feel fucked from the sun, have another magners and decide to try and make a quick few dollars and hit the sack (6pm lol). An hour later I am $1000 down, $900 of it all to 1 fish who actually on sharkscope has a bowl next to his name.
Anything that could have went wrong did. Lost overs to pocket pairs, pocket pairs to overs, open ended straight and flush draws vs 1 pair and he held and the final straw that sent me over the edge was AA vs 22 with him flopping a set but also giving me the flush draw and I never hit.
Anyways not wanting to deposit I leave my account with $120 in and go to sleep. Wake up at about midnight and start grinding away. A few hours later I have about 500 back so I go over to tescos and do some shopping at half 4 in the morning lol. Stock up on junk food and then get back on the poker. I end up $50 down and play another fish bowl who beats me 4-0 so now I am down $450 again and fuming. I ended up winning 8-0 vs some french donk in $55 hu games so ended up the night about $50 down and I am happy with that.
Got an ironman bonus of $175 to aim for (gutted I didnt start from Jan would have been 600) and I am half way there, rakeback today so from one minute looking like I am about to deposit to the next looking like I will be making a withdrawal. Managed not to punch anything during that mini tilt session, I usually either punch the bed headrest or my table but my hands cant take much more of it.
Anyway's time for some more sleep, just had Animal on msn feeling sorry for himself being hung over and missed his flight loool. Find it hard to give sympathy for anyone whos in vegas and hungover and having to stay longer whilst I am stuck in the UK - LUCKY FISH!
On another note thank fuck for aircon. I bought an industrial sized aircon unit last year and we had probably one of the worst summers ever and I never got much use out of it. Its made up for it this year though, my room is like an icebox where as the rest of the house is like a sauna. I feel sorry for anyone without aircon trying to sleep in this - invest in a portable unit, you wont regret it.
Laters bitches
What a long day, got up early (1pm) and went straight to golf. Played ok could have done better any ways as it was scorching hot I went into the bar and had some magners with ice and pie chips and gravy (proper northerner me).
Get back home and feel fucked from the sun, have another magners and decide to try and make a quick few dollars and hit the sack (6pm lol). An hour later I am $1000 down, $900 of it all to 1 fish who actually on sharkscope has a bowl next to his name.
Anything that could have went wrong did. Lost overs to pocket pairs, pocket pairs to overs, open ended straight and flush draws vs 1 pair and he held and the final straw that sent me over the edge was AA vs 22 with him flopping a set but also giving me the flush draw and I never hit.
Anyways not wanting to deposit I leave my account with $120 in and go to sleep. Wake up at about midnight and start grinding away. A few hours later I have about 500 back so I go over to tescos and do some shopping at half 4 in the morning lol. Stock up on junk food and then get back on the poker. I end up $50 down and play another fish bowl who beats me 4-0 so now I am down $450 again and fuming. I ended up winning 8-0 vs some french donk in $55 hu games so ended up the night about $50 down and I am happy with that.
Got an ironman bonus of $175 to aim for (gutted I didnt start from Jan would have been 600) and I am half way there, rakeback today so from one minute looking like I am about to deposit to the next looking like I will be making a withdrawal. Managed not to punch anything during that mini tilt session, I usually either punch the bed headrest or my table but my hands cant take much more of it.
Anyway's time for some more sleep, just had Animal on msn feeling sorry for himself being hung over and missed his flight loool. Find it hard to give sympathy for anyone whos in vegas and hungover and having to stay longer whilst I am stuck in the UK - LUCKY FISH!
On another note thank fuck for aircon. I bought an industrial sized aircon unit last year and we had probably one of the worst summers ever and I never got much use out of it. Its made up for it this year though, my room is like an icebox where as the rest of the house is like a sauna. I feel sorry for anyone without aircon trying to sleep in this - invest in a portable unit, you wont regret it.
Laters bitches
Thursday, 2 July 2009
End of month review
I feel I have finally cracked it as I have changed a few things and I haven't had a losing day since, in fact everyday has been a winning day apart from 1 break even day. Finished over $9000 up for the month even though I had a horrible tilt session which cost me £4000 and I ended up taking about 4 days off because of it.
My target for this month is to reach $10,000 or more but it may be tricky considering I will be spending 3 days in Switzerland on the piss watching Liverpool and I dont know weather to take my laptop with me or not. Plus I want to play a lot more golf this month, slowly getting the hang of it but I have bruised my ribs which could slow things up a bit :(
Anyway time for bed have to be up early to play golf tomorrow and then hopefully my car will be out the garage :( had nothing but problems since I bought the bloody thing.
Roll on St Gallen and Florida!
My target for this month is to reach $10,000 or more but it may be tricky considering I will be spending 3 days in Switzerland on the piss watching Liverpool and I dont know weather to take my laptop with me or not. Plus I want to play a lot more golf this month, slowly getting the hang of it but I have bruised my ribs which could slow things up a bit :(
Anyway time for bed have to be up early to play golf tomorrow and then hopefully my car will be out the garage :( had nothing but problems since I bought the bloody thing.
Roll on St Gallen and Florida!
Friday, 26 June 2009
Not a bad week so far
Last week I done about £4k on betting and poker in a tilt session. Got most of it back now so have been relaxing a bit. Last 2 days I have been playing golf mostly and then relaxing after it with some nice wine and meals at restaurants. Trying to get started today but not really motivated. Will probably take me a losing session to get me back into it :)
Wankers of the week:
Betfair poker players
BigBanker
RibePigekor
BigBanker probably the most clueless idiot I have ever come across. I dont really play Betfair any more but pop on now and again to see how Punterz is doing. Anyway this guy stalks his all day joining his games and abuses him, I dont think he has noticed that he is actually down around $3000 to Punterz lol. Anyways you have to laugh, he only ever gets his chips in bad and he sucks out quite a lot but he seems very happy with this.
RibePigekor huge wanker. In fact probably the biggest there has ever been! Goes around all day long every day watching Punterz games and when he loses a hand he says WP NH to the opponent lol. What sort of sad lonely existance this guy must live.
One thing that pisses me off about Betfair is that its full of scandi pricks who think they own the place. You will get 3 Scandis sat on 100 2/5, 5/10 and 10/20 tables between them. What is the point in this? It shouldn't be allowed it just clutters up the lobby. The funny thing I sat on 15 of their tables and not 1 of them would play a hand vs me and I hardly have a great image on Betfair anyway, well on cash that is.
You complain to Betfair, they do fuck all about it. Next thing you sit on their tables, they refuse to play, complain to Betfair and Betfair kick you off your account until you have left their tables. Such bad customer service.
Anyways was going to play golf again today but the blue sky is now grey and its going to piss down so it looks like a day on the poker and maybe a bevvy later on if I can be arsed going the pub. Rake back day today and just 1 more day to reach my Ironman status on tilt.
Back to the grind, gl
Wankers of the week:
Betfair poker players
BigBanker
RibePigekor
BigBanker probably the most clueless idiot I have ever come across. I dont really play Betfair any more but pop on now and again to see how Punterz is doing. Anyway this guy stalks his all day joining his games and abuses him, I dont think he has noticed that he is actually down around $3000 to Punterz lol. Anyways you have to laugh, he only ever gets his chips in bad and he sucks out quite a lot but he seems very happy with this.
RibePigekor huge wanker. In fact probably the biggest there has ever been! Goes around all day long every day watching Punterz games and when he loses a hand he says WP NH to the opponent lol. What sort of sad lonely existance this guy must live.
One thing that pisses me off about Betfair is that its full of scandi pricks who think they own the place. You will get 3 Scandis sat on 100 2/5, 5/10 and 10/20 tables between them. What is the point in this? It shouldn't be allowed it just clutters up the lobby. The funny thing I sat on 15 of their tables and not 1 of them would play a hand vs me and I hardly have a great image on Betfair anyway, well on cash that is.
You complain to Betfair, they do fuck all about it. Next thing you sit on their tables, they refuse to play, complain to Betfair and Betfair kick you off your account until you have left their tables. Such bad customer service.
Anyways was going to play golf again today but the blue sky is now grey and its going to piss down so it looks like a day on the poker and maybe a bevvy later on if I can be arsed going the pub. Rake back day today and just 1 more day to reach my Ironman status on tilt.
Back to the grind, gl
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
My first post
Hello and welcome.
If you are reading this blog its probably for 1 or 3 reasons.
1. You hate me and you are trying to find information about me to use to abuse me :) GL
2. You know me and you are having a nose.
3. You are bored shitless browsing the web and have nothing better to do
Very likely number 1 haha who cares though I don't play poker to make friends I play it to make money. I will leave all that gay homo friend making shit to the likes of JazzyJew and the rest of the gayers on the Betfair forum.
Anyways just finished a long days grinding and I am up enough to be happy to stop for the day. I will when I get the time have some sort of box on the side to show my profit and losses for poker each month if you are interested.
I currently play on FullTilt poker, I did play on Betfair as red14 and was a very loyal customer but after being fucked about too much by the leader boards and Betfair generally not giving a shit for the likes of me or Punterz who helped keep their sng lobby busy for a good few years I decided to move on. There are some great staff at Betfair like their VIP guy Paul Twaddle, but people like Bruce Stubbs (CUNT) just fuck it up for everyone.
Not only that but there has been some dodgy shit that has happened over the years. Anything from Betfair cheating Punterz out of the Stax promotion that I actually won in the end but it was so bent it wasn't even funny to dodgy accounts having 100% losing records over a huge amount of high stake games to superuser accounts not being publically acknowledged.
Betfair is a shambles, my final month there I raked about £9k punterz probably a shit load more, we only raked so much to go for leader boards as a nice bonus. What do Betfair do? Fuck the leader boards up so that heads up players basically cant win. Then they change it again meaning its even harder for HU players to win, then they totally create a new leader board with a WHOPPING $450 for first whoopdiedoo. As if I would sit in all week playing for a $450 bonus when I am playing anything up to $1k games in the first place. $2k was a nice bonus before but $450? Fuck off.
Now they don't even have leader boards, they are once again wasting their time with this WSOPE bollocks that was the actual demise of them in the first place putting all their budget into that pile of shite and not looking after the customers.
Its worked to my advantage anyway because now I am on Fulltilt I get ironman bonuses, Fulltilt points to exchange for merchandise, 27% rakeback (not 40% but its still good enough) and a shit load of fish to go with it. Betfair towards the end you were lucky to get a game or 2 against a fish bowl, Fulltilt is swimming with them and I imagine stars is too.
Anyways I will save other dirt for future postings. I am currently grinding my bollocks off as I have a 65 day holiday coming up in Florida and if that wasn't enough in a few weeks I have booked to go to St Gallen in Switzerland to watch Liverpool which seemed like a good idea at the time but now its going to take a fair chunk of money from me.
Good luck to Animal the slot machine addict in Vegas, already had a great result in event 3 I think it was and he is still out there eating chicken skins, steaks and burgers! His link is on the menu bar as well as Punterz blog which is a good entertaining read.
If you are reading this blog its probably for 1 or 3 reasons.
1. You hate me and you are trying to find information about me to use to abuse me :) GL
2. You know me and you are having a nose.
3. You are bored shitless browsing the web and have nothing better to do
Very likely number 1 haha who cares though I don't play poker to make friends I play it to make money. I will leave all that gay homo friend making shit to the likes of JazzyJew and the rest of the gayers on the Betfair forum.
Anyways just finished a long days grinding and I am up enough to be happy to stop for the day. I will when I get the time have some sort of box on the side to show my profit and losses for poker each month if you are interested.
I currently play on FullTilt poker, I did play on Betfair as red14 and was a very loyal customer but after being fucked about too much by the leader boards and Betfair generally not giving a shit for the likes of me or Punterz who helped keep their sng lobby busy for a good few years I decided to move on. There are some great staff at Betfair like their VIP guy Paul Twaddle, but people like Bruce Stubbs (CUNT) just fuck it up for everyone.
Not only that but there has been some dodgy shit that has happened over the years. Anything from Betfair cheating Punterz out of the Stax promotion that I actually won in the end but it was so bent it wasn't even funny to dodgy accounts having 100% losing records over a huge amount of high stake games to superuser accounts not being publically acknowledged.
Betfair is a shambles, my final month there I raked about £9k punterz probably a shit load more, we only raked so much to go for leader boards as a nice bonus. What do Betfair do? Fuck the leader boards up so that heads up players basically cant win. Then they change it again meaning its even harder for HU players to win, then they totally create a new leader board with a WHOPPING $450 for first whoopdiedoo. As if I would sit in all week playing for a $450 bonus when I am playing anything up to $1k games in the first place. $2k was a nice bonus before but $450? Fuck off.
Now they don't even have leader boards, they are once again wasting their time with this WSOPE bollocks that was the actual demise of them in the first place putting all their budget into that pile of shite and not looking after the customers.
Its worked to my advantage anyway because now I am on Fulltilt I get ironman bonuses, Fulltilt points to exchange for merchandise, 27% rakeback (not 40% but its still good enough) and a shit load of fish to go with it. Betfair towards the end you were lucky to get a game or 2 against a fish bowl, Fulltilt is swimming with them and I imagine stars is too.
Anyways I will save other dirt for future postings. I am currently grinding my bollocks off as I have a 65 day holiday coming up in Florida and if that wasn't enough in a few weeks I have booked to go to St Gallen in Switzerland to watch Liverpool which seemed like a good idea at the time but now its going to take a fair chunk of money from me.
Good luck to Animal the slot machine addict in Vegas, already had a great result in event 3 I think it was and he is still out there eating chicken skins, steaks and burgers! His link is on the menu bar as well as Punterz blog which is a good entertaining read.
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