Friday 26 June 2009

Not a bad week so far

Last week I done about £4k on betting and poker in a tilt session. Got most of it back now so have been relaxing a bit. Last 2 days I have been playing golf mostly and then relaxing after it with some nice wine and meals at restaurants. Trying to get started today but not really motivated. Will probably take me a losing session to get me back into it :)

Wankers of the week:

Betfair poker players
BigBanker
RibePigekor

BigBanker probably the most clueless idiot I have ever come across. I dont really play Betfair any more but pop on now and again to see how Punterz is doing. Anyway this guy stalks his all day joining his games and abuses him, I dont think he has noticed that he is actually down around $3000 to Punterz lol. Anyways you have to laugh, he only ever gets his chips in bad and he sucks out quite a lot but he seems very happy with this.

RibePigekor huge wanker. In fact probably the biggest there has ever been! Goes around all day long every day watching Punterz games and when he loses a hand he says WP NH to the opponent lol. What sort of sad lonely existance this guy must live.

One thing that pisses me off about Betfair is that its full of scandi pricks who think they own the place. You will get 3 Scandis sat on 100 2/5, 5/10 and 10/20 tables between them. What is the point in this? It shouldn't be allowed it just clutters up the lobby. The funny thing I sat on 15 of their tables and not 1 of them would play a hand vs me and I hardly have a great image on Betfair anyway, well on cash that is.

You complain to Betfair, they do fuck all about it. Next thing you sit on their tables, they refuse to play, complain to Betfair and Betfair kick you off your account until you have left their tables. Such bad customer service.

Anyways was going to play golf again today but the blue sky is now grey and its going to piss down so it looks like a day on the poker and maybe a bevvy later on if I can be arsed going the pub. Rake back day today and just 1 more day to reach my Ironman status on tilt.

Back to the grind, gl

Tuesday 23 June 2009

My first post

Hello and welcome.

If you are reading this blog its probably for 1 or 3 reasons.

1. You hate me and you are trying to find information about me to use to abuse me :) GL
2. You know me and you are having a nose.
3. You are bored shitless browsing the web and have nothing better to do

Very likely number 1 haha who cares though I don't play poker to make friends I play it to make money. I will leave all that gay homo friend making shit to the likes of JazzyJew and the rest of the gayers on the Betfair forum.

Anyways just finished a long days grinding and I am up enough to be happy to stop for the day. I will when I get the time have some sort of box on the side to show my profit and losses for poker each month if you are interested.

I currently play on FullTilt poker, I did play on Betfair as red14 and was a very loyal customer but after being fucked about too much by the leader boards and Betfair generally not giving a shit for the likes of me or Punterz who helped keep their sng lobby busy for a good few years I decided to move on. There are some great staff at Betfair like their VIP guy Paul Twaddle, but people like Bruce Stubbs (CUNT) just fuck it up for everyone.

Not only that but there has been some dodgy shit that has happened over the years. Anything from Betfair cheating Punterz out of the Stax promotion that I actually won in the end but it was so bent it wasn't even funny to dodgy accounts having 100% losing records over a huge amount of high stake games to superuser accounts not being publically acknowledged.

Betfair is a shambles, my final month there I raked about £9k punterz probably a shit load more, we only raked so much to go for leader boards as a nice bonus. What do Betfair do? Fuck the leader boards up so that heads up players basically cant win. Then they change it again meaning its even harder for HU players to win, then they totally create a new leader board with a WHOPPING $450 for first whoopdiedoo. As if I would sit in all week playing for a $450 bonus when I am playing anything up to $1k games in the first place. $2k was a nice bonus before but $450? Fuck off.

Now they don't even have leader boards, they are once again wasting their time with this WSOPE bollocks that was the actual demise of them in the first place putting all their budget into that pile of shite and not looking after the customers.

Its worked to my advantage anyway because now I am on Fulltilt I get ironman bonuses, Fulltilt points to exchange for merchandise, 27% rakeback (not 40% but its still good enough) and a shit load of fish to go with it. Betfair towards the end you were lucky to get a game or 2 against a fish bowl, Fulltilt is swimming with them and I imagine stars is too.

Anyways I will save other dirt for future postings. I am currently grinding my bollocks off as I have a 65 day holiday coming up in Florida and if that wasn't enough in a few weeks I have booked to go to St Gallen in Switzerland to watch Liverpool which seemed like a good idea at the time but now its going to take a fair chunk of money from me.

Good luck to Animal the slot machine addict in Vegas, already had a great result in event 3 I think it was and he is still out there eating chicken skins, steaks and burgers! His link is on the menu bar as well as Punterz blog which is a good entertaining read.