I have a dream.............................

Well I had a dream, fell asleep last night and threw £400 on Chelsea to beat my team Liverpool, I was so desperate for them to win to stop Man Utd winning the league, anyway I set my alarm so I could wake up in time for the game.

With the game on my mind whilst I was asleep I actually dreamt about it. In my dream I was sat in the stands watching the game and Drogba scored the first goal and Chelsea won 2-0.

Anyway after waking up I thought sod it I will give it a go, no way in a million years would I waste £100 on a scorecast but I thought I would trust my instincts.

Anyway the game finished 2-0 to Chelsea and drogba scored the first goal looool. 25/1 I got which is a bit shit considering Chelsea were away from home but I am still happy with it.



On the poker front I have made a flying start to this month long may it continue!

VIVA LAS VEGAS!

End of April review

Month started great, evened out then went good then just 5 days before the end of the month I do $3000 in one night lol. Not bad overall made $8100 plus up slightly on betting.

Vegas in just over a month, I can't wait. Palazzo sorted for the full stay now just looking forward to some nice cocktails and gamblingggggggggg.

Nothing much to put here, my tattoos have started, I am having my arm sleeved with wildlife. Sea based on 1 arm, jungle based on the other. Hoping for that to be finished before I go to Thailand.

Good luck at the tables!

What a shit fucking month!!

Same like Jan, boring boring boring.

Just finally installed Holdem Manager and seen that I am 28 buy ins below EV. That doesn't tell the whole story really, cooler after cooler this month, KK v AA, QQ v AK, AK v AA and a load of other bullshit I wont bore you with.

I am in profit for the month but considering what I spend each month it doesn't cover the bills. Huge improvement in luck and form needed for April although the first few games fulltilt are obviously taking April fools day a bit too far.

Profit for March with rake back and bonuses - $3750 :(

Homeboy8 aka Lisa8 aka Wannacookie on Betfair

Anytime you want it just let me know you tramp, jealousy will get you nowhere in life, stop hating the fact that players like me and others you hate make money from poker and you do not.

Here is a little photo just for you - Loser!

Las Vegas & LA booked :)

Just booked to go to Las Vegas which ties in with my birthday and also going to spend a few days in LA. Staying in the Palazzo once again as it's by far the best hotel in vegas! Going with Azimut and a few of his friends and hope to meet up with a few other players over there like Animal, D.C. the mad geordie and maybe punterz will go also.

Not sure what I am doing in LA but I fancy going to Beverley Hills and sunset blvd.

Retards on Betfair Poker

I decided to try Betfair out after not playing on there for a long long time. After 1 day I had a silver star on Sharkscope, that's how small the site is. Not sure if I still have it after losing a $1k sng JJ v AQ when I had him down low in chips then 89 v 33 on a 893 flop.

Anyways I was going to try Betfair out for their rake race for a WSOP package however after just 1 day on there I had major doubts. I couldn't play higher than $77 super turbo heads up because any game $100 and upwards was just filled with regulars.

I emailed Betfair requesting they have more games in the lobby for $200 and upwards because their lobby will only allow 2 games to be registered and no more will appear until one starts then the regular will instantly join the new one again and if you do manage to get there first you are most likely going to piss them off and there is nothing worse than wasting a day battling with a regular getting nowhere.

Anyway rake race lasted 2 days before I gave up whilst playing on there though I ran into some proper annoying cunts.

3 people came to mind, Greggs, TAYLS and Lewis147. Well TAYLS is a low stake player who has made just £1500 from 5500 games which is pretty pathetic. He has a huge mouth on him and loves to grass you up should you abuse him back. Anyway I owned him so bad on there winning nearly every game I played against him and towards the end he because so bitter and angry it was funny. Have to laugh at players who claim to be fun players only but spend their whole life on poker not making any money and turn so ugly with envy of winning players.

Lewis147 has a big mouth and a small roll. Nit stuck in $100 games for the rest of his life, claims to be one of the best but struggles to break into a profit. There are other players on that site such as Wannacookie who is a complete bellend and I wouldn't hesitate in smashing fuck out of him if I met him at a live game. These players talk a great amazing game but are stuck in low stake games for the rest of their life making little or no money.

Finally greggs, doesn't play but is a serial stalker of a friend of mine MrKangaroo. Follows him everywhere to abuse him and laugh every time he loses a hand. I had the final laugh though getting him chat banned. I don't report people who abuse me as its fun and banter, they can say what they want I just laugh it off. However I feel I have ruined his fun getting him a chat ban as he can no longer stalk and laugh so his life will be pretty empty now the sad loser :)

Poker has been a bit slow to the start of this month... slowly starting to get going now but will be surprised if I get near last months figures.

Great Febuary

Had a great month this month, even though I lost £2000 in my last few days I still ended the month being $17,500 up. The £2000 I lost towards the end I near enough won back on gambling anyway.

Had a little mess around on Betfair but I don't really like it to be honest. I made about £1300 on there but to be honest the structures suck.

I have just cashed in some iron man points for a $600 bonus so that has got my March off to a good start, I just hope last months form carries over to this month :)

GL

Thailand sorted

Well I have booked the flights for me and my mate to go. I found an amazing flight for just £90 one way from London to Kuala Lumpur so the money I have saved booking that I might go to Vegas for a week during the WSOP if anyone else goes.

So I leave in September and go to Kuala Lumpur for a few nights then fly to Bangkok and taste the night life there for a few nights, off to Pattaya for a week or so then in October I go to Ko Samui for 4 months to live like a King hopefully.

Really am so excited as I have never been before so its something new for me. Usually when I am waiting for Florida I am not bothered as I have been there so many times now. If I like the place I am 100% buying a villa out there.

I have been on a diet now for about 3 days so far so good, to help me through it I have got some appetite suppressants to stop me craving food. Started some light jogs at night to get me back into it then eventually I will be back in the gym and will get in shape in time for my holiday.

I still haven't touched a drop of alcohol now for 3 weeks and have not even wanted to drink any. I feel a million times better for it and so does my poker as I am having one of my best months so far.

Will post a final update at the end of the month.

GL

Thailand villa and update

Poker has gone much much better this month, in fact I have made more this month so far in just 9 days than I done in the whole of last month - a much welcome up swing.

I have not drank now for 3 weeks, when I went to the doctors the first time he asked me, "when was the last time you went 3 days without a drink?". I really couldn't answer him. It is amazing how much I have based my life around it. Go out for a meal - have a drink, go out for a drink - obviously have a drink, get bored at home - have a drink, go bowling - have a drink everything is just based around drink.

I feel so much better for it and now next week I will start jogging again to get back in shape as poker has took its toll on me over the past few years. My cholesterol came back as 7 which is high, I have to go back in a month to get another check.

As for Thailand, booked for 4 months so far, every day that goes by the more I think about booking longer. I will definitely buy a place out there if I really enjoy it. Here are a few pics of the 2 villas I have booked so far.














This will mean that I am in Thailand for Xmas and New Year which will be much better. Sitting outside in the sun or on the beach on Xmas day with no stress over the usual shit... can't wait!!!

End of month review

Well what a terrible month, probably my worst so far, well not my worst but one of them. 2 weeks I went just going up and down up and down not sure if it was down to tilt or not playing proper or concentrating.

Ended the month $4800 up thanks to my last 3 days though where I have got back on track and have started to get some nice profitable days.

Betting started off the month great, ended up shit taking a break from it and focusing on poker only.

Thailand is booked, 2 months so far maybe another 2 months if poker is better next month. I go in September and can't wait the villa I am staying in looks amazing.

Ill post something else when I am more happy and motivated.