Sunday 7 March 2010

Retards on Betfair Poker

I decided to try Betfair out after not playing on there for a long long time. After 1 day I had a silver star on Sharkscope, that's how small the site is. Not sure if I still have it after losing a $1k sng JJ v AQ when I had him down low in chips then 89 v 33 on a 893 flop.

Anyways I was going to try Betfair out for their rake race for a WSOP package however after just 1 day on there I had major doubts. I couldn't play higher than $77 super turbo heads up because any game $100 and upwards was just filled with regulars.

I emailed Betfair requesting they have more games in the lobby for $200 and upwards because their lobby will only allow 2 games to be registered and no more will appear until one starts then the regular will instantly join the new one again and if you do manage to get there first you are most likely going to piss them off and there is nothing worse than wasting a day battling with a regular getting nowhere.

Anyway rake race lasted 2 days before I gave up whilst playing on there though I ran into some proper annoying cunts.

3 people came to mind, Greggs, TAYLS and Lewis147. Well TAYLS is a low stake player who has made just £1500 from 5500 games which is pretty pathetic. He has a huge mouth on him and loves to grass you up should you abuse him back. Anyway I owned him so bad on there winning nearly every game I played against him and towards the end he because so bitter and angry it was funny. Have to laugh at players who claim to be fun players only but spend their whole life on poker not making any money and turn so ugly with envy of winning players.

Lewis147 has a big mouth and a small roll. Nit stuck in $100 games for the rest of his life, claims to be one of the best but struggles to break into a profit. There are other players on that site such as Wannacookie who is a complete bellend and I wouldn't hesitate in smashing fuck out of him if I met him at a live game. These players talk a great amazing game but are stuck in low stake games for the rest of their life making little or no money.

Finally greggs, doesn't play but is a serial stalker of a friend of mine MrKangaroo. Follows him everywhere to abuse him and laugh every time he loses a hand. I had the final laugh though getting him chat banned. I don't report people who abuse me as its fun and banter, they can say what they want I just laugh it off. However I feel I have ruined his fun getting him a chat ban as he can no longer stalk and laugh so his life will be pretty empty now the sad loser :)

Poker has been a bit slow to the start of this month... slowly starting to get going now but will be surprised if I get near last months figures.

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